Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen Who?
Dozen all this knocking bother you already.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Safari.
Safari Who?
Safari so good.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bed.
Bed Who?
Bed you can't guess who I am.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Closure.
Closure Who?
Closure mouth while you’re chewing!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Taipei.
Taipei Who?
I can Taipei 100 words per minute

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bolivia.
Bolivia Who?
I Bolivia we've met already.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hockey.
Hockey Who?
Hockey doesn't work, so I had to knock.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kiss.
Kiss Who?
Kiss the grandma!!!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
UCI.
UCI Who?
UCI had to knock because your doorbell didn't work.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Roof.
Roof Who?
I had a roof day.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Peru.
Peru Who?
Peru your instructions.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Delaware.
Delaware Who?
Delaware to New Jersey.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Money.
Money Who?
Money hurts when I run.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gerald.
Gerald Who?
It's Gerald friend from school.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Zoom.
Zoom Who?
Zoom did you expect?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ghosts go.
Ghosts go Who?
No silly! Ghosts go B0oo!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tinker Bell.
Tinker Bell Who?
Tinker Bell is out of order! 

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Barrister.
Barrister Who?
Barrister-cratic!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Norway.
Norway Who?
Norway you’ll ever get my money!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Russian.
Russian Who?
Why are you so Russian to get married?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sweden.
Sweden Who?
Sweden sour chicken.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Barber.
Barber Who?
Barber-d wire!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iowa.
Iowa Who?
Iowa big apology to the owner of that red car!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ashe.
Ashe Who?
Bless you!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Czech.
Czech Who?
Czech your ego at the door!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood Who?
Sherwood like you to open the door?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rene.
Rene Who?
Rene marathon.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Haven.
Haven Who?
Haven you heard enough of these knock knock jokes?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Utah.
Utah Who?
Utah sight. Out of mind.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wok.
Wok Who?
I wanna Wok and Woll all night!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hike.
Hike Who?
I didn’t know you liked Japanese poetry!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Maia.
Maia Who?
Maia-bilities are too great for such stupid jokes.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
France.
France Who?
France of the family.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Turin.
Turin Who?
Turin to a vampire on Halloween!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy Who?
You see me, do you need glasses or something?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
X.
X Who?
X for breakfast.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amsterdam.
Amsterdam Who?
Amsterdam tired of your lies!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amish.
Amish Who?
Really, you’re a shoe? Uh, okay.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Irish.
Irish Who?
Irish you a nice day!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kuwait.
Kuwait Who?
Why does your girlfriend make Kuwait?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yemen.
Yemen Who?
Why don't Yemen keep it down, we're trying to sleep.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bach.
Bach Who?
Bach of sweets!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Major.
Major Who?
Major answer, didn't I?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A titch.
A titch Who?
Bless you!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Imani.
Imani Who?
Imani apple. Open the door!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Minneapolis.
Minneapolis Who?
Minneapolis a day keeps the doctor away!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tunis.
Tunis Who?
Tunis company, three's a crowd!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Me.
Me Who?
Oh, having an identity crisis, are you?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amish.
Amish Who?
You're not a shoe!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Heart.
Heart Who?
Heart to hear you, can you speak up?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Armageddon.
Armageddon Who?
Armageddon a little bored. Let’s go out.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dish.
Dish Who?
Dish is a nice place.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hey.
Hey Who?
Hey ho, hey ho, it's off to work we go!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Colin.
Colin Who?
Colin the doctor, I’m sick!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Moustache.
Moustache Who?
I thought I Moustache you a question, but I can shave it for tomorrow.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe Who?
Candy cow jump over the moon?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe Who?
Wooden shoe like to know?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Quacker.
Quacker Who?
Quacker another bad joke and I'm leaving.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Earl.
Earl Who?
Earl be glad to get to bed, I'm tired.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Beirut.
Beirut Who?
Open the door or I have to use Beirut force.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pizza.
Pizza Who?
Pizza the pie.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amarillo.
Amarillo Who?
Amarillo nice guy.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue Who?
Avenue knocked on this door before!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kansas.
Kansas Who?
Kansas marriage be saved?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Glasgow.
Glasgow Who?
Glasgow to the beach.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hide.
Hide Who?
Hide yo kids, hide yo wife.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Uganda.
Uganda Who?
Uganda get away with this!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe Who?
Europe early this morning!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Shocking.
Shocking Who?
Shocking you.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sorry.
Sorry Who?
Sorry, wrong door!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Riot.
Riot Who?
Riot on time here I am.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Laos.
Laos Who?
Laos and found.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kirtch.
Kirtch Who?
God bless you!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A cow with no lips.
A cow with no lips Who?
A cow with no lips said OOOO!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iraq.
Iraq Who?
Have you been living under Iraq?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Badger.
Badger Who?
Badger cookies.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hada.
Hada Who?
Had a great time, how about you?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Guinea.
Guinea Who?
Guinea a break!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica Who?
Jamaica mistake? Just let me in.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo Who?
Don't get so excited, it's just a joke.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fish.
Fish Who?
Bless you, friend.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tad.
Tad Who?
Tad's all folks.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
No one.
No one Who?

(Silence)

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Like.
Like Who?
Like father like son.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange Who?
Orange you sick of these knock knock jokes?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie Who?
Annie body home?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nun.
Nun Who?
Nun of your business.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cy.
Cy Who?
Ah, well.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Urine.
Urine Who?
Urine trouble if you don’t open the door!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water Who?
Water way to answer the door!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bark.
Bark Who?
Bark you car over there.