Police Knock Knock Jokes


Some of the police jokes are very hilarious. For instance, this is one of the best police knock knock jokes:

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Almond.
Almond Who?
Almond the side of the law!

Other police knock knock jokes

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes Who?
Dishes the police. Come out with your hands up!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police Who?
Police hurry up, it’s chilly outside!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Razor.
Razor Who?
Razor hands and dance the boogie.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
9 1 1.
9 1 1 Who?
You said you never forget police phone number.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police Who?
Police open the door!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Calder.
Calder Who?
Calder police-I’ve been robbed.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
FBI.
FBI Who?
This is our investigation now!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sherlock.
Sherlock Who?
Sherlock your door tight.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Burglar.
Burglars don’t knock!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kermit.
Kermit Who?
Kermit a crime and police will lock you up!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Garden.
Garden Who?
Garden the treasure, it’s precious!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hand.
Hand Who?
Handover your money!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin Who?
Robin you, now hand over the cash!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Don.
Don Who?
Don forget to call police at 911.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police Who?
Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!

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