Find Your Name From 110 Knock Knock Jokes


What’s in a name? Everything, actually. We all love our names and fortunately they are huge part of the entire knock knock jokes collection. I was able to collect over 110 knock knock jokes with various first names (and sometimes last names too).

In case you can’t find your name in the list you can always go with the word Dishes like that:

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes Who?
Dishes Rumpelstiltskin.
(This is Rumpelstiltskin)

I spend tons of time to find out over 110 knock knock jokes with the names. And since this is a kids web site I included explanations in italics when appropriate.

Complete List of Knock Knock Jokes With Names

NAMEKNOCK KNOCK JOKE
AaronKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aaron.
Aaron Who?
Why Aaron you opening the door?
(Why aren’t you opening the door?)
AbbeyKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abbey.
Abbey Who?
Abbey stung me!
(A bee stung me!)
AbbotKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abbot.
Abbot Who?
Abbot you don’t know who this is!
(How about you don’t know who this is!)
AbbyKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby Who?
Abby birthday to you!
(Happy birthday to you!)
AdoreKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore Who?
Adore is between us. Open up!
(A door is between us. Open up!)
AidaKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida Who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.
(Ate a sandwich for lunch today.)
AlKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Al.
Al Who?
Al give you a kiss if you open this door.
(I’ll give you a kiss if you open this door)
AlKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Al.
Al Who?
Al be seeing you in Detroit!
(I’ll be seeing you in Detroit!)
AlecKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alec.
Alec Who?
Alec-tricity. Ain’t that a shocker?
(Electricity. Ain’t that a shocker?)
AlexKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex Who?
Alex-plain later!
(I’ll explain later!)
AlfieKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alfie.
Alfie Who?
Alfie terrible if you leave!
(I’ll feel terrible if you leave!)
AliceKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alice.
Alice Who?
Alice fair in love and war.
(All is fair in love and war)
AlmaKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alma.
Alma Who?
Alma not going to say.
(I’am not going to say)
AmandaKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amanda.
Amanda Who?
Amanda fix your sink!
(A man to fix your sink!)
AmmaKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amma.
Amma Who?
Amma not going to tell you!
AmosKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos Who?
Amos-quito is flying around.
AmyKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amy.
Amy Who?
Amy fraid I’ve forgotten.
(I am afraid, I’ve forgotten)
AndrewKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Andrew.
Andrew Who?
Andrew a picture.
(I drew a picture)
AnitaKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita Who?
Anita little love and understanding.
(I need a little love and understanding)
AnitaKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita Who?
Anita to borrow a pencil.
(I need to borrow a pencil)
AnnaKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anna.
Anna Who?
Are we Anna the same page.
(Are we on the same page)
AnnieKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie Who?
Annie way you can let me in soon?
AnnieKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie Who?
Annie body home?
AnnieKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie Who?
Annie one you like!
ArfurKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Arfur.
Arfur Who?
Arfur got!
(I forgot!)
ArthurKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur Who?
Arthurmometer!
(A thermometer)
Aunt JemimaKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aunt Jemima.
Aunt Jemima Who?
I’m glad I ain’t joe mamma!
BarbaraKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Barbara
Barbara Who?
Barbara black sheep, have you any wool?
BarryKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Barry.
Barry Who?
Barry My Heart at Wounded Knee.
(Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee)
BenKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben Who?
Ben knocking for an hour!
Britney SpearsKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Britney Spears.
Britney Spears Who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Britney Spears.
Britney Spears Who?
Oops, i did it again!
BruceKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bruce.
Bruce Who?
I Bruce easily, don’t hit me!
(I bruise easily, don’t hit me!)
BuddhaKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Buddha.
Buddha Who?
Buddha this slice of bread for me!
(Butter this slice of bread for me!)
CaesarKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Caesar.
Caesar Who?
Caesar quick, she’s running away!
(Cease her quick, she’s running away!)
CainKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cain
Cain Who?
Cain you explain?
CandiceKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice Who?
Candice joke get any worse?
(Can this joke get any worse?)
ClaireKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Claire.
Claire Who?
Claire the way, I’m coming through!
(Clear the way, I’m coming through!)
ConradKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Conrad.
Conrad Who?
Conrad-ulations on new job!
DaisyKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Daisy.
Daisy Who?
Daisy me rollin, they hatin.
(They see me rollin, they hatin)
DebbieKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Debbie.
Debbie Who?
Debbie or not to be?
(To be or not to be?)
DonaldKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Donald.
Donald Who?
Donald text while driving.
(Do not text while driving)
DorisKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris Who?
The Doris locked, why do you think I’m knocking.
(The door is locked, why do you think I’m knocking)
DwayneKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne Who?
Dwayne the bathtub already. I’m dwowning!
(Drain the bathtub already. I’m drowning!)
EmmaKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Emma.
Emma Who?
Emma bit cold out here, can you let me in.
(I’m a bit cold out here, can you let me in)
EuripidesKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Euripides.
Euripides Who?
Euripides jeans, you pay for ’em, okay?
(You ripped the jeans, you pay for ’em, okay?)
FelixKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Felix.
Felix Who?
Felix-ited all over.
(Feel excited all over)
FerdieKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ferdie.
Ferdie Who?
Ferdie last time open this door.
(For the last time open this door)
FrankKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Frank.
Frank Who?
Frank you for for your service.
(Thank you for for your service)
FredKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fred.
Fred Who?
Who’s a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf?
(Who’s afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?)
GandhiKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gandhi.
Gandhi Who?
Gandhi come out and play?
(Can he come out and play?)
GinoKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gino.
Gino Who?
Gino, these knock knock jokes are funny.
(Did you know, these knock knock jokes are funny)
HammondKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hammond.
Hammond Who?
I love Hammond eggs.
(I love ham and eggs)
HenriettaKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Henrietta
Henrietta Who?
Henrietta worm that was in his apple.
(Henry ate worm that was in his apple)
HowardKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howard
Howard Who?
Howard you like to be knocking for a change?
(How are you like to be knocking for a change?)
HugoKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hugo.
Hugo Who?
Oh, The Places Hugo!
(Oh, The Places You’ll Go!)
IonaKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iona.
Iona Who?
Iona new car.
(I own a new car)
IsabellKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Isabell.
Isabell Who?
Isabell working?
(Is the bell working?)
IvaKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva Who?
Iva sore hand from knocking.
(I’ve a sore hand from knocking)
IvorKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivor.
Ivor Who?
Ivor you let me in or I’ll climb through the window.
JessKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jess.
Jess Who?
Jess let me in.
(Just let me in)
JesterKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jester.
Jester Who?
Jester silly old man!
(Just a silly old man!)
JimKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jim.
Jim Who?
Jim mind if I come in.
(Did you mind if I come in)
JimmyKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy Who?
Jimmy an apple.
(Give me an apple)
JoeKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joe.
Joe Who?
Joe away, I’m not talking to you.
JuneKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
June.
June Who?
June know how long I’ve been knocking out here?
(Do you know how long I’ve been knocking out here?)
JustinKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin Who?
Justin the neighborhood, thought I would drop by.
JustinKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin
Justin Who?
Justin time for dinner.
KeanuKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Keanu.
Keanu Who?
Keanu let me in, it’s cold out here.
(Can you let me in, it’s cold out here)
KenKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ken.
Ken Who?
Ken I come in?
KermitKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kermit.
Kermit Who?
Kermit a crime and you’ll get locked up.
(Commit a crime and you’ll get locked up)
LeeKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lee.
Lee Who?
Lee me alone – I’ve got a headache!
LenaKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lena.
Lena Who?
Lena bit closer and I will show you.
(Lean a bit closer and I will show you)
LeonKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leon.
Leon Who?
Leon me when you’re not strong!
(Lean on me when you’re not strong!)
LesKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Les.
Les Who?
Les go out for a picnic.
LukeKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke Who?
Luke through the the peep hole and find out.
MaryKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary Who?
Marry me.
MaxKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Max.
Max Who?
Max no difference to me. Open the door!
(Makes no difference to me. Open the door!)
MegKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Meg.
Meg Who?
Meg up your mind, please, and let me in.
(Make up your mind, please, and let me in)
MikeyKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey Who?
Mikey doesn’t work. Can you help me please?
(My key doesn’t work. Can you help me please?)
NannaKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nanna.
Nanna Who?
Nanna your business, that’s who.
(None of your business, that’s who)
NicholasKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nicholas.
Nicholas Who?
A Nicholas not much money these days.
(A nickel is not much money these days)
NoahKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah Who?
Noah good place to talk.
(Not a good place to talk)
Norma LeeKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee Who?
Norma Lee, I don’t go around knocking on doors,
but I just had to meet you!
OliveKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive Who?
Olive you. Do you love me too?
(I love you. Do you love me too?)
OliveKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive Who?
Olive right next door to you.
(I live right next door to you)
OmarKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Omar.
Omar Who?
Omar goodness gracious, you’ve put on quite some weight!
(Oh my goodness gracious, you’ve put on quite some weight!)
OscarKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Oscar.
Oscar Who?
Oscar a silly question, get a silly answer.
(Ask a silly question, get a silly answer)
OswaldKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Oswald.
Oswald Who?
Oswald my bubble gum!
(I swallowed my bubble gum!)
OttoKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Otto.
Otto Who?
Otto know. I’ve got amnesia.
(Ought to know. I’ve got amnesia)
OzzieKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ozzie.
Ozzie Who?
Ozzie you later!
(I see you later!)
PhilipKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Philip.
Philip Who?
Philip my glass please, I’m thirsty.
(Fill up my glass please, I’m thirsty)
Quiet TinaKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Quiet Tina.
Quiet Tina Who?
Quiet Tina library!
(Quiet in a library!)
RayKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ray
Ray Who?
Ray-member me?
RingoKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ringo.
Ringo Who?
Ringo round the roses.
(Ring around the roses)
RitaKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rita.
Rita Who?
I Rita novel.
(I write a novel)
RobinKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin Who?
Robin your house!
(Robbing your house!)
Rupert PippslebumKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rupert Pippslebum.
Rupert Pippslebum Who?
And exactly how many Rupert Pippslebums do you know?
RussellKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Russell.
Russell Who?
Russell up something to eat, I’m starving!
(Rustle up something to eat, I’m starving!)
SachaKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sacha.
Sacha Who?
Sacha lot of questions!
(Such a lot of questions!)
SarahKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sarah.
Sarah Who?
Sarah phone I could use.
StanKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stan.
Stan Who?
Stan back please.
TeresaKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Teresa.
Teresa Who?
Teresa are green.
(Trees are green.)
TheodoreKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Theodore.
Theodore Who?
Theodore is stuck and it won’t open!
(The door is stuck and it won’t open! )
TimKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tim.
Tim Who?
Tim you got scared.
TobyKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Toby.
Toby Who?
Toby or not Toby, that is the question.
(To be or not to be, that is the question)
TroyKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Troy.
Troy Who?
Troy the bell instead.
(Try the bell instead)
TyroneKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tyrone.
Tyrone Who?
Tyrone these shoes!
(Try on these shoes)
WatsonKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Watson.
Watson Who?
Watson tv tonight?
(What’s on tv tonight?)
WendyKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy Who?
Wendy bell works again, I won’t have to knock.
(When the bell works again, I won’t have to knock)
WillKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Will.
Will Who?
Will you let me in?
YugoKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yugo.
Yugo Who?
Yugo first, I’m right behind you.

That was all. If you have more names to include then please send me an email at admin@cleankidsjokes.com.

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