Best 110 Silliest Knock Knock Jokes for Kids and Family


We all love knock knock jokes. They are short, easy to remember, funny and sometimes very silly. We gathered the best and silliest jokes in our opinion so you could have a fun day. And all jokes here are appropriate for kids of all ages.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Why.
Why Who?
WHY-M-C-A!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady Who?
All this time, I had no idea you could yodel.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mustache.
Mustache Who?
I Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo Who?
No need to cry, it’s only a joke.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I smell mop.
I smell mop Who?
Eww.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alaska.
Alaska Who?
Alaska to open the door again.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Some.
Some Who?
Some day you’ll recognize me, hopefully.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle Who?
Needle little money for the movies.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amazon.
Amazon Who?
Amazon of my parents.
(I am a son of parents)

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Armageddon.
Who?
Armageddon a little bored. Let’s go out.
(I am getting a little bored. Let’s go out.)

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Double.
Double Who?
W.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Arizona.
Arizona Who?
Arizona room for one of us in this town.
(There is only room for one of us in this town)

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Armenia.
Armenia Who?
Armenia every word I say.
(I mean every word I say)

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy Who?
You see me; do you need glasses or something?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben Who?
Ben knocking on this door all morning, let me in.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cook.
Cook Who?
Hey! Who are you calling cuckoo?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ears.
Ears Who?
Ears another knock knock jokes for you.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fiddle.
Fiddle Who?
Fiddle make you happy I’ll tell you.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch Who?
God bless you!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica Who?
Jamaica mistake? Just let me in.
(Did ya make a mistake? Just let me in)

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A little boy.
A little boy Who?
A little boy who can’t reach the doorbell!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noise.
Noise Who?
Noise to see you.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood Who?
Sherwood like you to open the door.
(Sure would like you to open the door)

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Suspense.
Suspense Who?

(No response)

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank Who?
You’re welcome.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tooth.
Tooth Who?
Tooth or dare.
(Truth or dare)

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Quacker.
Quacker Who?
Quacker another bad joke and I’m leaving.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sorry.
Sorry Who?
Sorry, wrong door.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe Who?
No, you’re a poo!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rhino.
Rhino Who?
Rhino which way the wind blows.
(I know which way the wind blows)

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honey.
Honey Who?
Honey I’m home.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii Who?
I’m very well, thank you so much, and Hawaii you?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ireland.
Ireland Who?
Ireland you money, if you promise to pay me back.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hula.
Hula Who?
I’d love to Hula Hoop.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tennessee.
Tennessee Who?
Tennessee played at Wimbledon.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bacon.
Bacon Who?
Bacon a cake for your birthday!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Singapore.
Singapore Who?
Sing a poor song for me.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange Who?
Orange you glad to see me?
(Oh, aren’t you glad to see me?)

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Heidi.
Heidi Who?
Heidi who, heidi ho, neighbor.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gray Z.
Gray Z Who?
Gray Z mixed up kid.
(Crazy mixed up kid)

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nevada.
Nevada Who?
I bet you Nevada friend like me.
(I bet you never had a friend like me)

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spain.
Spain Who?
Spain why should I hire you.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl Who?
Howl you know unless you open the door.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Baron.
Baron Who?
Baron mind who you’re talking to!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mickey Mouse.
Mickey Mouse Who?
Mickey Mouse’s underwear.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica Who?
Jamaica a lot of money?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I eat grape.
I eat grape Who?
You eat grey poo!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hello.
Hello Who?
Hello Kitty.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Laughing Tentacles.
Laughing Tentacles Who?
You would laugh too, if I gave you tentacles.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Diarrhea.
Diarrhea Who?
Diarrhea of a wimpy kid.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kenya.
Kenya Who?
Kenya guess who is it?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Turkey.
Turkey Who?
Turkey that falls off the bone.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pasture.
Pasture Who?
Past your bedtime. Immediately go to sleep!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bud.
Bud Who?
Bud is better be home.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Greece.
Greece Who?
Are Greece and oil the same thing?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe Who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Zany.
Zany Who?
Zany body home?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Denmark.
Denmark Who?
The pitch was fast but right on Denmark.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Madam.
Madam Who?
Madam hand is already weary from all the knocking!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A pile-up.
A pile-up Who?
Oh no, yuck!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doorbell repairman.
Doorbell repairman Who?
Every! Single! Freaking! Time!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sweden.
Sweden Who?
Sweden the coffee.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tennis.
Tennis Who?
Tennis the Menace.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Italy.
Italy Who?
Italy all over in the morning.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wire.
Wire Who?
Wire you asking me?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hey.
Hey Who?
Hey ho, hey ho, it’s off to school we go!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Grandpa.
Grandpa Who?
Oh my gosh! Somebody find my glasses quick!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iran.
Iran Who?
Iran all the way here. Let me in already!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo Who?
No, car go “beep beep”!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ottawa.
Ottawa Who?
Ottawa get a passport for Canada.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Udder.
Udder Who?
Udder madness are these knock knock jokes.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Waiter.
Waiter Who?
Waiter I get my hands on this.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Germany.
Germany Who?
Germany fish in the sea.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pencil.
Pencil Who?
Pencil will fall down if you don’t wear a belt.
(Pants will fall down if you don’t wear a belt)

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Thumping.
Thumping Who?
Thumping green and slimy is climbing up your back!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Venice.
Venice Who?
Venice your mother coming home?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eskimo.
Eskimo Who?
Eskimo questions. I’ll tell you no lies! 

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Quebec.
Quebec Who?
Quebec to the end of the line.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Uruguay.
Uruguay Who?
You go Uruguay and I’ll go mine!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hiawatha.
Hiawatha Who?
Hiawatha a good girl … till I met you.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting doctor.
Interr…
You’ve got flu!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Heaven.
Heaven Who?
Heaven seen you for a long time.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Major.
Major Who?
Major day with this joke, haven’t I?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nose.
Nose Who?
I nose plenty more knock knock jokes.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I am.
I am Who?
You mean you don’t know who you are?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lock.
Lock Who?
Lock who it is, after all this time!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rufus.
Rufus Who?
Rufus the most important part of your house.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bargain.
Bargain Who?
Bargain up the wrong tree!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Band.
Band Who?
Band in Boston!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Disguise.
Disguise Who?
Disguise your boyfriend.
(This guy’s your friend)

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Porpoise.
Porpoise Who?
For all intents and porpoises the case is closed.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
C.
C Who?
I’m coming to see you!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yacht.
Yacht Who?
Yacht to be able to recognize your own brother, surely!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Surgeon.
Surgeon Who?
Surgeon thou shalt find.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cher.
Cher Who?
Cher would be nice if you opened the door!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ida.
Ida Who?
Surely it’s pronounced Idaho?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kyoto.
Kyoto Who?
I will Kyoto any length to open the door.
(I will go to any length to open the door)

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Utah.
Utah Who?
Utah one who told me to knock.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
York.
York Who?
York coming over to my place.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Comb.
Comb Who?
Comb on down and I’ll tell you!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water Who?
Water way to answer the door.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Baby Owl.
Baby Owl Who?
Baby Owl see you later, maybe I won’t!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
House.
House Who?
House you doing?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leaf.
Leaf Who?
Leaf me alone!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chile.
Chile Who?
It’s getting Chile out here, please let me in.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Congo.
Congo Who?
You Congo home now.

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