50 Knock Knock Jokes About Cows, Dogs, Cats and Other Animals


Who doesn’t love animals and jokes about them? Animals are second in popularity of after names when it comes to knock knock jokes.

For instance, the best knock knock joke about cows is following:

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting Cow.
Interrupting C…
Moooo!

I collected all knock knock jokes about animals I was able to find in the table below.

50+ Knock Knock Jokes About Animals for Kids

ANIMALKNOCK KNOCK JOKE
A herdKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd Who?
A herd you were home, so I came over.
(I’ve herd you were home, so I came over)
AaahhKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aaahh.
Aaahh Who?
A big bad wolf, apparently.
AlliKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alli.
Alli Who?
Alligator, that’s who!
AlligatorKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alligator.
Alligator Who?
Alligator for her birthday was a card.
(All I’ve got for her birthday was a card)
AlpacaKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca Who?
Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase.
(I’ll pack the trunk, you pack the suitcase)
AltheaKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Althea.
Althea Who?
Althea later alligator!
(I’ll see ya later, alligator!)
BabKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bab.
Bab Who?
Bab Boone is a real ape.
(Bab Boone is a real ape)
BassKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bass.
Bass Who?
Bass the salt and pepper please.
(Pass the salt and pepper please)
BatKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bat.
Bat Who?
Bat you’ll never guess.
(Bet you’ll never guess)
BeeKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bee.
Bee Who?
Bee at my house at hive-o-clock.
(Be at my house at five-o-clock)
BeehiveKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Beehive.
Beehive Who?
Beehive yourself or you’ll get into trouble!
(Behave yourself or you’ll get into trouble!)
BisonKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bison.
Bison Who?
Bison apples in the grocery store.
(Buy some apples in the grocery store)
CandyKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candy.
Candy Who?
Candy cow jump over the moon?
(Can the cow jump over the moon?)
ChickKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chick.
Chick Who?
Chick your oven, I can smell burning cake.
(Check your oven, I can smell burning cake)
ChickenKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chicken.
Chicken Who?
I would like to Chicken to my room.
(I would like to check in to my room)
ChickensKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chickens.
Chickens Who?
Chickens upset me at the airport.
(Check-ins upset me at the airport)
ChimpKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chimp.
Chimp Who?
It’s pronounced shampoo.
CodKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cod.
Cod Who?
I was cod in the crossfire.
(I was caught in the crossfire)
Cow saysKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says Who?
No, a cow says Mooooo!
Cow with no lipsKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow with no lips.
Cow with no lips Who?
A cow with no lips says Ooooo!
Cows goKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go Who?
No, silly. Cows go Moooo!
DinosaurKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dinosaur.
Dinosaur Who?
Dinosaurs don’t go who, they go ROAR!
DragonKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dragon.
Dragon Who?
Dragon your feet again.
(Drag on your feet again)
DuckKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Duck.
Duck Who?
Quickly duck! They’re throwing things at us!
DuncanKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Duncan.
Duncan Who?
Duncan your chickens before they hatch.
(Don’t count your chickens before they hatch)
FangsKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fangs.
Fangs Who?
Fangs for letting me in!
(Thanks for letting me in!)
FleaKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Flea.
Flea Who?
Flea blind mice!
(Flee blind mice!)
GeeseKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Geese.
Geese Who?
Geese what I’m going to do if you don’t open the door.
(Guess what I’m going to do if you don’t open the door)
GoatKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Goat.
Goat Who?
Goat on a limb and open the door.
(Got on a limb and open the door)
GoatKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Goat.
Goat Who?
Goat to believe in magic.
(Got to believe in magic)
GooseKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Goose.
Goose Who?
Goose who’s knocking at your door again.
(Guess who’s knocking at your door again)
GorillaKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla Who?
Gorilla burger! I’ve got the buns!
(Grill a burger! I’ve got the buns! )
HipKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hip.
Hip Who?
Hippopotamus!
HowlKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl Who?
Howl you know unless you open the door?
(How’ll you know unless you open the door?)
IguanaKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iguana.
Iguana Who?
Iguana hold your hand.
(I gonna hold your hand)
Interrupting slothKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting sloth.
Interrupting sloth Who?
(30 seconds silent break)
SLOOOOTTTTHHHH!!!!
KangaKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kanga.
Kanga Who?
Actually, it’s kangaroo.
MonkeyKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Monkey.
Monkey Who?
Monkey see, Monkey do.
PantherKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Panther.
Panther Who?
Panther no panths, I’m goin’ swimmin’.
ParrotsKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Parrots.
Parrots Who?
Parrots just don’t understand.
(Parents just don’t understand)
PossumKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Possum.
Possum Who?
Possum food please.
(Pass some food please)
RabbitKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit Who?
Rabbit up carefully, it’s fragile.
(Wrap it up carefully, it’s fragile)
RhinoKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rhino.
Rhino Who?
Rhino every knock knock joke there is.
(I know every knock knock joke there is)
RoachKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Roach.
Roach Who?
Roach you a letter, did you get it?
(Wrote you a letter, did you get it?)
RoughKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rough.
Rough Who?
Rough, rough, rough! It’s your dog.
SlothKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sloth.
Sloth Who?
I sloth my phone.
(I lost my phone)
Some bunnyKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Some bunny.
Some bunny Who?
Some bunny has been eating all my carrots.
(Somebody has been eating all my carrots)
T-RexKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
T-Rex.
T-Rex Who?
There is a T-Rex at your door and you want to know his name?
ToucanKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Toucan.
Toucan Who?
Toucan play that game.
(Two can play that game)
ViperKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Viper.
Viper Who?
Viper nose, it’s running!
(Wipe your nose, it’s running!)
WhaleKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Whale.
Whale Who?
Isn’t this a whale of a good time.
WhaleKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Whale.
Whale Who?
Whale whale whale what do we have here?
(Well, well, well, what do we have here?)
Wood AntKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wood Ant.
Wood Ant Who?
Don’t be afraid. Wood ant harm a fly.
(Don’t be afraid. Wouldn’t harm a fly)

As you probably noticed, the list above does not include any jokes about owls. I have a separate list of knock knock jokes about owls here.

Image credit: Pixabay

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