Harry Potter Knock Knock Jokes


Harry Potter fans are constantly inventing something new. It’s not a surprise that they have their own knock knock jokes about Harry Potter and other heroes of Hogwarts and Wizard World. Sometimes the jokes are spooky as most of the JK Rowling’s novels.

The following is one the most famous Harry Potter jokes:

Voldemort: Knock, knock.
Harry Potter: Who’s There?
Voldemort: You Know.
Harry Potter: You Know Who?
Voldemort: Exactly!

The remaining 11 jokes

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sadie.
Sadie Who?
Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry Who?
Harry up, it’s cold out here!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who Who?
What is this, Harry Potter’s Sanctuary for Missing Owls?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Witches.
Witches Who?
Witches the way to the store?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
You know.
You know Who?
AVADA KEDAVRA!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Werewolf.
Where wolf Who?
Where wolf I find a bathroom?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Severus.
Severus Who?
Several of us waiting for you here.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sirius.
Sirius Who?
Sirius-ly who do you think you are?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ron.
Ron Who?
Ron for your life! Dementors are coming!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Quit.
Quit Who?
Quit-itch is Harry’s favorite game.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ron.
Ron Who?
Something Ron-g with you.

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