50 Funny Christmas and New Year Knock Knock Jokes


Christmas is the best time of the year. Especially for kids. No wonder there are so many Christmas and New Year knock knock jokes around. While it is hard to gather them all we present our favorite ones here.

Our all time favorite Christmas joke is:

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mary and Abby.
Mary and Abby Who?
Mary Christmas and Abby New Year!

The rest of the jokes are very funny as well. As always we provided explanations when needed.

AnswerKnock Knock Joke
AlaskaKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alaska.
Alaska Who?
Alaska Santa for a new iPhone!
AlmaKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alma.
Alma Who?
Alma Christmas cookies are gone.
(All my Christmas cookies are gone)
AmoryKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amory.
Amory Who?
Amory Christmas and Happy New Year!
AppleKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Apple.
Apple Who?
Apple New Year!
ArtKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Art.
Art Who?
Art you ready for Christmas?
AveryKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Avery.
Avery Who?
Avery Merry Christmas!
BenKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben Who?
Ben waiting for Christmas all year!
CentipedeKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Centipede.
Centipede Who?
Centipede on the Christmas tree.
(Santa peed on the Christmas tree)
ChrisKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chris.
Chris Who?
Christmas!
CombKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Comb.
Comb Who?
Comb on down and get you presents.
DeweyKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey Who?
Dewey what to ask from Santa?
DonnaKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Donna.
Donna Who?
Donna want to decorate the Crhistmas Tree.
DoughnutKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut Who?
Doughnut open til Christmas!
(Do not open til Christmas)
DozenKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen Who?
Dozen anyone want some cookies?
(Doesn’t anyone want some cookies?)
ElfKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Elf.
Elf Who?
Elf me wrap this present for Santa!
(Help me wrap this present for Santa!)
EyewashKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eyewash.
Eyewash Who?
Eyewash you a Merry Christmas.
FleasKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fleas.
Fleas Who?
Fleas a jolly good fellow.
(For He’s a Jolly Good Fellow)
FreezeKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Freeze.
Freeze Who?
Freeze a jolly good fellow,
freeze a jolly good fellow
GladysKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gladys.
Gladys Who?
Gladys Christmas already.
GopherKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gopher.
Gopher Who?
I could Gopher a cup of hot chocolate
right about now.
(I could go for a cup of hot chocolate right about now)
HannahKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hannah.
Hannah Who?
Hannah Happy New Year!
HarveyKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harvey.
Harvey Who?
Harvey good New Year everyone.
HeartKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Heart.
Heart Who?
I’m having a heart time choosing presents.
HeavenKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Heaven.
Heaven Who?
Heaven seen you since last Christmas!
HerringKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Herring.
Herring Who?
Herring some awful Christmas jokes
Ho-hoKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ho-ho.
Ho-ho Who?
Um, no, you still need to practice a bit more if you
want to be Santa this year.
HollyKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly Who?
Holly-days are here again!
HowardKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard Who?
Howard you like the Christmas turkey?
IcingKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Icing.
Icing Who?
Icing “Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way”
(I sing “Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way”)
IrishKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Irish.
Irish Who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.
IvanaKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivana.
Ivana Who?
Ivana go see Santa.
Joe KingKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joe King.
Joe King Who?
Joking like this on New Year Eve?
JustinKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin Who?
Justin time for Christmas.
MaryKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary Who?
Mary Christmas!
MerryKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Merry.
Merry Who?
Merry Christmas!
MurrayKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Murray.
Murray Who?
Murray Christmas!
OakhamKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Oakham.
Oakham Who?
Oakham all ye faithful…
(O Come, All Ye Faithful)
OwlKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owl.
Owl Who?
Owl I want for Christmas is you.
PhoneKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Phone.
Phone Who?
Phonely it was snow on Christmas!
(If only it was snow on Christmas!)
PoliceKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police Who?
Police hurry up and decorate the Christmas tree.
RabbitKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit Who?
Rabbit up carefully, it’s a present!
(Wrap it up carefully, it’s a present!)
RadioKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Radio.
Radio Who?
Radio not, it’s a New Year already.
RudolphKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rudolph.
Rudolph Who?
Money is Rudolph of all evil.
(Money is root of all evil)
ScoldKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold Who?
Scold enough out here to go ice skating.
(It’s cold enough out here to go ice skating)
SeaKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sea.
Sea Who?
Sea, it’s Santa!
SherwoodKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood Who?
Sherwood like to have some presents this year.
SnowKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow Who?
Snowbody.
SnowKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow Who?
Snow point pretending you don’t know me.
TissueKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tissue.
Tissue Who?
All I Want For Christmas Tissue.
(All I Want For Christmas is You)

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all!

Image credit: Pixabay

Recent Posts