Best Knock Knock Jokes About Food: Bananas, Pizza, Eggs, etc.


Everybody likes food and children more than adults. And even more than the food we like jokes about them. It feels as if eggs and bananas are among the most joked foods. Check yourself in the table below.

The funniest joke about food is:

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN’T SAY BANANA!

60 Knock Knock Jokes About Food

FoodKnock Knock Joke
AvocadoKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Avocado.
Avocado Who?
Avocado cold.
(I’ve got a cold)
BananaKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana Who?
Banana split!
BarbieKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Barbie.
Barbie Who?
Let’s Barbie Q!
BeetsKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Beets.
Beets Who?
Beets me.
BeefKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Beef.
Beef Who?
Beef-ore I get cold, you’d better let me in!
BroccoliKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli Who?
Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly.
ButterKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter Who?
Butter be quick, I have to go to the bathroom!
ButterKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter Who?
It’s butter if you don’t know.
CabbageKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cabbage.
Cabbage Who?
What, you expect a cabbage to have a last name or what?
CantaloupeKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cantaloupe.
Cantaloupe Who?
Cantaloupe to Vegas, our parents would get mad.
(Can’t elope to Vegas, our parents would get mad)
CarrotKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Carrot.
Carrot Who?
Do you even carrot all?
(Do you even carrot all?)
CashKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash Who?
No thanks, I’ll have some peanuts.
(Cashew? No thanks, I’ll have some peanuts)
CeleryKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Celery.
Celery Who?
Raise my celery!
CerealKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cereal.
Cereal Who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!
(It’s a real pleasure to meet you!)
ChaseKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chase.
Chase Who?
Chase me, I stole in your cereal.
CheeseKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cheese.
Cheese Who?
Cheese a nice girl.
ClosureKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Closure.
Closure Who?
Closure mouth while your eating!
DoughnutKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut Who?
Doughnut disturb!
(Do not disturb!)
EclairKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eclair.
Eclair Who?
I Eclair war!
EggKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Egg.
Egg Who?
Egg-stremely disappointed you still don’t recognize me.
EggKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Egg.
Egg Who?
Egg-cited to see me?
ForkKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fork.
Fork Who?
Fork-get it, I’m leaving.
Four eggsKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Four eggs.
Four eggs Who?
Four egg-sellent reasons, I wish that my identity remains concealed.
Four eggsKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Four eggs.
Four eggs Who?
Four eggs-ample
GodivaKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Godiva.
Godiva Who?
Godiva terrible headache, have you got Tylenol?
Ice creamKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream Who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in.
Ice Cream
Soda
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice Cream Soda.
Ice Cream Soda Who?
Ice Cream Soda whole neighborhood can hear!
(I scream so the whole neighborhood can hear!)
JamKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jam.
Jam Who?
Jam mind, I’m trying to get in.
JellyKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jelly.
Jelly Who?
Jellycopter.
JuicyKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Juicy.
Juicy Who?
Juicy last nights episode of the Game of Thrones?
KetchupKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup Who?
Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!
KiwiKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kiwi.
Kiwi Who?
Kiwi go to the store?
LeekKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leek.
Leek Who?
Leek father leek son.
LettuceKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce Who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
MangoKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mango.
Mango Who?
Mango to the door and just answer it!
MathKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Math.
Math Who?
Can you pass the Math potatoes and gravy?
NoahKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah Who?
Noah good place we can get something to eat.
OmeletKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Omelet.
Omelet Who?
Omelet’in you kiss me.
OmeletteKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Omelette.
Omelette Who?
Omelette smarter than I look.
(I am a lot smarter than I look)
OrangeKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange Who?
Orange you going to answer the door?
(Oh, aren’t you going to answer the door?)
PastaKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pasta.
Pasta Who?
Pasta salt please.
PastaKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pasta.
Pasta Who?
Pasta la vista, baby.
PastaKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pasta.
Pasta Who?
Italian chef who pasta away.
PecanKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pecan.
Pecan Who?
Pecan somebody your own size!
(Pick on somebody your own size!)
PizzaKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pizza.
Pizza Who?
Pizza anybody?
PizzaKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pizza.
Pizza Who?
Pizza really great guy.
(Pete’s a really great guy)
PlumsKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Plums.
Plums Who?
Plums me that we’ll always be friends.
PuddingKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pudding.
Pudding Who?
Pudding on your shoes before your pants is a bad idea.
RazorKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Razor.
Razor Who?
Razor hands if you want ice cream!
(Raise your hands if you want ice cream!)
RussellKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Russell.
Russell Who?
Russell up something to eat, I’m starving!
SpookyKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spooky.
Spooky Who?
Spooky-etti and meatballs is my favorite dish.
SultanKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sultan.
Sultan Who?
Sultan pepper.
(Salt and pepper)
TurkeyKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Turkey.
Turkey Who?
Turkey that falls off the bone.
TurnipKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Turnip.
Turnip Who?
Turnip the volume, I love this song!
Two 4’sKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Two 4’s.
Two 4’s Who?
No need to make dinner we already 8.
Two kneeKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Two knee.
Two knee Who?
Two-knee fish.
(Tuna fish)
WaterKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water Who?
Water you doing? Just open the door!

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